Tuesday, December 29, 2009

let me see if I understand this, TSA: you allowed a Nigerian Muslim whose name was on your stupid watchlist, whose father called AND TOLD YOU HE WAS A TERRORIST, whose pants were fucking ticking onto an overseas flight on ticket he paid cash for and he carried no luggage onto, which he then tried to destroy, and now you want to take away my iPod and cell phone and you're frisking babies? Um, how about if instead, you take a giant step back, and literally fuck your own face.

If you'll excuse me, I'm going to watch the Les Grossman scenes from Tropic Thunder now.