I received a text from a number I don't know at 11:17 am. It reads "thanks for getting the package.just got home..real tired. Call u tomorrow."
Responses I considered sending:
"ur welcome, sweetumz"
"I hope the package is a dictionary. Or a Garner's Modern Usage."
"Do. Not. Seek. The tray-zure!"
"The eagle strikes at midnight."
"Who is this?"
"package had to be...extinguished. Will call from Knoxville"