Thursday, August 13, 2009

I received a text from a number I don't know at 11:17 am. It reads "thanks for getting the package.just got home..real tired. Call u tomorrow."

Responses I considered sending:

"ur welcome, sweetumz"

"I hope the package is a dictionary. Or a Garner's Modern Usage."

"Do. Not. Seek. The tray-zure!"

"The eagle strikes at midnight."

"Who is this?"

"package had to be...extinguished. Will call from Knoxville"