I should have started this last night, because that's when the cooking started. But we're here now, so let's do this.
7:47am - turkey is in its first roasting stage
8:25am - ok, foil covered and back in the over
8:27am - and there goes the fire alarm
8:40am - the parade is on
9:06am - I was watching the Macy's parade, but changed the channel to watch the city of Mumbai exploding again
12:33pm - I've finally turned off CNN and am frying up the bacon for my dressing
1:45pm - both of the smoke detectors have been disabled...awesome
2:00pm - dressing and sweet potatoes on the oven, potatoes on their way to boil, green beans simmering in sauvignon blanc
2:18pm - it smells fantastic in here
3:06pm - everyone's eating
5:14pm - it's time for dessert
5:41pm - food coma
6:05pm - what do you mean you've never seen Big Lebowski? How is that possible?
7:20pm - more eating
8:30pm - it's time for Christmas Vacation. It's officially the holidays.
I'm going to go explode now.