I am wound so tight right now that, to quote Ferris, if you stuck a lump of coal up my ass, in two weeks, you'd have a diamond.
I hate TX/OU weekend. I don't root for either of those teams. I don't root for any college football teams, including my own. Which makes me a traitor at my school. But I just don't see the point. I like pro football enough. But college football? Meh. Getting all wrapped up in what happens? Putting the entire basis of your mood on the backs of a bunch of 18 - 22-year-old men? What the hell is the point? And this whole god-forsaken city is all about college football this weekend. There's just no escaping it.
I hate TX/OU weekend.