New Orleans is all booked. Less than two weeks to go. All that's left to do now is, you know, pass the test. And hopefully not vomit this time around. Jesus.

I am trying really hard not to shop right now. Of course, I have just gotten home from Target. But those are necessities! I have to shave my legs and wash my hair. Have to! In fact, I don't camp, because where would I shower?

Do you read Bark? If you have a pooch, it's an excellent magazine. If you should so happen to find yourself with the June 2008 issue in your hands, turn to page 27. Third row down, second picture from right, on the Smiling Dogs page. Look familiar? Those are my bitches, y'all!



They've already let their fame go to their heads.