Sunday, September 16, 2007

I had a choice to make this weekend: buy another perfume or get a massage. They cost the same. I have been in pain for the last week. Something is really wrong with my shoulder. I am covered in Tiger Balm and sitting on a heating pad. I've had chiropractic adjustments. I have taken many muscle relaxers, Advil and even Vicodin, hoping to quell the pain. It still hurts.

So, obvs, I bought the perfume. Because it is better to smell good than to feel good.