Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Dear Creepy McStaresalot:

Thanks for coming in to see me every Tuesday. I really appreciate it. But I'm going to have ask you to stop staring. I get that you're intense or whatever. I'm also a fairly intense person. And eye contact is a good thing. It shows people that you're engaged and involved. But to just not speak, all the while staring, is weird. And off-putting.

So, to sum up, thanks so much for your patronage. Stop fucking staring.

Sincerely,
Heather