Since we've already established that I will not go into a movie late, let's look at some more of my crazy, shall we?

I will not eat bell peppers. I will not eat internal organs, either. I will not drink Ouzo. I will never see The English Patient, The Passion of the Christ, or Schindler's List. I will never purposefully initiate contact with any member of the arachnid family. I will not go twosies in a public bathroom. I will never drive on ice. I will not do shots of Goldschlager. I will not jump willingly out of a perfectly functioning aircraft.

I think that's about it. I am pretty open-minded. I don't mind if you want to do the things I say I will not. That's all fine and dandy.

I offer these up as nothing more than a sampling of my peccadilloes.