I was in the shower. I had conditioner on my hair. I heard a bark. It wasn't Lucy's normal bark. This bark said "HELP! HELP! I NEED YOU!"
I threw on my robe, didn't even turn the shower off, and went to help my old lady. When I went into the hallway, I immediately found her.
"O HAI! Look, I seem to be trapped in this chair that was pushed under this desk to keep *someone* out of the cat's food."
"Please stop laughing and get me out of here. P.S.-- the cat needs more food"