true story: I got my my eyebrows threaded yesterday. I prefer that to waxing. She said she could do my lip, too. I was all, "ok, cool."

Then, she hit me with, "I'm going to get the hairs on your chin, too."

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Excuse me? Did you say what I think you said? I HAVE HAIRS ON MY CHIN?!?! Why didn't any of my friends ever tell me? Holy shit, how long have I been walking around with a goatee and none of you has said a word. Y'all just let me run around with hairs on my chinny chin chin. *sigh*