so, yeah...Smang packed up a buncha stuff for me. I wished for some elves, Smang is elven sized. I'll take it! I managed to sort through some of my jewelry and accessories, which is a feat unto itself. Jesus, I don't have just one of anything. 67 pairs of earrings. 22 rings. 19 necklaces. 11 scarves. 8 purses. 32 pairs of shoes. 13 pairs of sunglasses.

This is what I've done with my life? Accumulated cute decorations? I guess when the aliens come for us, and they ask you who knows how to coordinate, tell 'em to come see me.

If they want to cure cancer or create world peace or end hunger, I'm useless. Cute, but useless.