get down off the cross, Heather; someone else needs that wood.
So, that server? Got fired. But not for missing shifts. He got a very detailed customer complaint on Saturday night. We wish him the best, but I am very glad that he's not our problem any more.
I'm starting to wonder if Two-Tone Toes might bring me some foot freaks. I am not a foot freak! I *am* a shoe freak, but that's not the same. I just don't have pretty fingernails, really. And I only do my ring fingers a different color, as opposed to every other toe. Plus, I love saying toe. You want a toe? I can get you a toe. I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock...with polish. A toe.
And with that, away we go.