What has two thumbs and no job? This girl! I was just let go, because they can't afford my salary. At least, that's what I was just told. I'm betting they'll give a different story to my former coworkers. Whatevs. I will land on my feet, I just hate having them kicked out from under me in the first goddamned place.

It serves me right for leaving a job I loved. I mean, I had to leave. I had to make a change and grow and blah blah blah. But jesus! I totally made the wrong decision there. Like I said, not at all surprised, just kind of bummed about looking for a job in December.

So hey, do you know anyone who's hiring right now?