Wish I was a little bit taller, y'all. Wish I was a baller.

I worked for a whole hour last night. Two tables. It's all right with me. I don't usually work Thursday nights. I usually am yogaified for three hours on Thursday nights. I am closing tonight and opening tomorrow. I'm off Sunday, because it's the derby awards. Make sure you vote for Jersey! We getting dressed up and goin' out! Yay!

All right, I am going out front to wait for Robert. Doesn't that sound like a guy is coming over? A guy dog. Robert is a Chinese Crested. He belongs to one of the girls at work. She's going out of town, so Robert's going to hang out here with the girls. Keep your fingers crossed.