Thursday, November 10, 2005


Run away! Run away!


The porn has been stashed. The drugs have been hidden. The house has been cleaned. The closet has been reorganized. The dog has been bathed. The groceries have been purchased. GOD HELP US! My mom and my aunt will be here in less than an hour.

*hyperventilates*

*searches desperately for xanax*

*remembers the bottle is at home, in the medicine cabinet*

*dies a thousand times*

update - I just got an email from my dad. Whoa! It wished me a happy birthday. Two points for effort, Al :)