I am dying. Not to be too hyperbolic, but seriously. I left work early on Monday, and have been in various states of feverish sleep and throwing up since then. Good times! I am feeling slightly better today, but I still have a fever. And this grape Pedialyte is the only thing that I've ingested that hasn't made a violent return. I'm certain that hearing about my regurgitation is exactly how you wanted to start a Wednesday. I'm just here to help.

In other news, I'd really like this or this for my car. Actually, they have a bunch of things that amuse the heathen in me.

Ok, A&E and my cool pillow are calling my name. If I die from whatever's wrong with me, please hide my porn before my mom gets to my house. Thanks!