Smang has gone to Jersey. My momz went to Honduras (srsly!) for the holiday. My aunt, uncle & cousin went to see my other aunt, uncle & cousin in Florida. Everyone I know and love is headed home or, at least out of town, for the holidays. This is the first year in ages and ages that I don't actually have to work (hooray for being unemployed!), and I'm not going anywhere. I've got my bitches. I've got every Pixar movie. I've got holiday cookies. And I've got the house all to myself.

So, that ought to kill like, 10 or so hours. Then what will I do?

The bitches are clearly concerned.