Dear Dining Patrons~

See these:






See how the all have something in common? In that they're all fish. They happen to be the three fish on That Wine Bar's dinner menu.

Now, when your trusty server does her two minute table check, and you send one of these entrees back because, "It tastes fishy.", I'm going to spend the rest of the night hating you.

And then, I am going to tell tens of people that your chief complaint is that something tastes like what it is!

What the fuck else is fish supposed to taste like?

Your Bitchface Server,
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