Did I tell you we got a fish? A betta. Actually, we got two bettas. There was Samson Simpson. He was supposed to be Smang's office fish. Apparently, the office traumatized him. He didn't even make it 24 hours. It was sad when he shuffled off the mortal coil, so Smang got us another one. We decided to keep him on the roll-top desk, in the living room. Keeping with our theme, he's been named Barry Garcia. He has a tiny Christmas tree next his bowl. He swims over there a lot. I like to think that he's all into the season. I'd like to get him this condo. Because a fish needs a condo.

Also, every time we say his name, we say it Barry Garcia, man.