Friday, January 05, 2007

Let's hear it for religious intolerance and my hometown, y'all! So proud to be from Katy.

Hmm...am I *from* Katy? I spent my formative years there. I still think of it as my hometown, obvs. But, I was born in Virginia. I have lived in Dallas for 1/3 of my life. I spent enough time in Georgia so that I can still do a passable Georgia belle. Where the hell am I from?

You know how when you're turning north on the Tollway from Mockingbird, there are a couple of steps you must take? You must veer right, around that blind curve. You must maintain a safe speed. You must stop and pay the toll. I skipped one of those steps last night. I pretty much gunned it through the tollbooth. Like, with purpose. No clue what the hell I was thinking. So, I bet the NTTA popo will come to get their $0.60. I tried to pay at the next booth, but they said they don't do that.

Breakin' the law
breakin' the law!